Have you ever considered that maybe some of these girls are not yours? Their mothers could just be claiming that you're the father because they know you would give their bastard children a better life than they could.
*fearsome warrior who aggressively hates Westeros*
*has threesomes with identical female twins*
*poisons anyone and everyone who gets in her way*
*disguises herself as a man so she can study in Oldtown*
Yeah I'm fairly certain that they're all mine.
I’m always like, “I WANT A RELATIONSHIP!”
But then I realize I have no idea what I would do if I actually got one.
What do I do after I get it? Like, do I need to take the person for walks? What do I feed them? I can’t cook that well. I had to look up a diagram to learn how to cut a pepper properly.
But now I can cut peppers really well.
So there’s that.
I’ve been in a relationship for a year and this feeling doesn’t go away